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Titus has Opinions Jan 2, 2019 16:42:33 GMT -8 uniuniderperooni likes this

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How lucky you all are to be stuck in Streitstadt with Titus! What a man of culture and refinement! He's graceful! Powerful! Intelligent! Entertaining! Sociable! Well Educated! Truly, you're lucky to be in his presence. It's understandable if you feel inferior to him. Never fear, though, he would never bring that little bothersome fact up in conversation. A gentleman should never brag of his station: it's enough just for you to quietly and internally acknowledge your lowly, pathetic position compared to him.

But a gentle reminder never hurt anyone.

TITUS HAS OPINIONS

Comment here with your OC (or OCs) and Titus will reply with his true opinion of your character/s! Maybe he's never met them; that's fine! He still has an opinion, I assure you. And it probably won't be a very nice opinion, I'm sorry, he's an old, egotistical vampire, what do you want from him.

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maelgwyn Administrator House Elf Posts: 81	Titus has Opinions Jan 2, 2019 16:53:14 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by maelgwyn on Jan 2, 2019 16:53:14 GMT -8 Please drag Gladys and Claud both.

zoroko Administrator Posts: 66	Titus has Opinions Jan 2, 2019 17:21:18 GMT -8 via mobile jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoroko on Jan 2, 2019 17:21:18 GMT -8 Gloria and Asher obviously 👌👌

qvq Administrator Posts: 77	Titus has Opinions Jan 2, 2019 17:31:09 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by qvq on Jan 2, 2019 17:31:09 GMT -8 FRANCIS AND JOHNNY, FRANCIS AND JOHNNY!!!
	Francis, Johnny, & Gand

amadramallama New Member Posts: 35	Titus has Opinions Jan 2, 2019 18:54:53 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by amadramallama on Jan 2, 2019 18:54:53 GMT -8 Eydis and Sera, please and thank you

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Titus has Opinions Jan 2, 2019 19:09:15 GMT -8

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Jan 2, 2019 16:53:14 GMT -8 maelgwyn said:

Please drag Gladys and Claud both.

Gladys:

"Disgusting. Does this child even speak, or does she simply open her mouth and spew forth pine needles and rotten vegetation? It's pollution to the ear and to the air. Crass, boorish, and impertinent! She's everything irritating combined into a singular miserable creature seemingly designed specifically to annoy me. Hopefully her foolishness will lead her to a swift and brutal end shortly, and I'll be rid of what passes for her company. We'll consider it survival of the fittest; me, still here; and her, a withered husk of bad blood. Good riddance. It would be a greater loss to him should Asher (may he die in a fire) break a fingernail than it would be to lose her."

Claud:

"There's two? I curse whatever womb saw fit to bring two sides of the same bad penny into the world. If the one is an irritating spitfire, the other is a mewling, helpless, indecisive idiot floundering through the woods with some notions of being a "hunter." No one that weak could stomach the task. It would be a favor to hunt him down instead and end it quickly. He should stick to tending the farm with his own: the livestock. Cows and horses and helpless men, I don't see any difference, save the first two have at least the sense to run from danger and not towards it."

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misslol Junior Member Posts: 53	Titus has Opinions Jan 2, 2019 19:13:18 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by misslol on Jan 2, 2019 19:13:18 GMT -8 John and Clara pls oh my god

Etherelle New Member Saint of Sadness Posts: 37	Titus has Opinions Jan 2, 2019 19:27:01 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Etherelle on Jan 2, 2019 19:27:01 GMT -8 ARMAND AND WELLAM O WO (AND ROUTHAM)
	Responsible for Armand & Guillem.

AJ New Member Posts: 17	Titus has Opinions Jan 2, 2019 20:38:17 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AJ on Jan 2, 2019 20:38:17 GMT -8 Titus will definitely only have nice things to say about his besty Rémi
	Grump Gramp Vamp

jingz New Member Posts: 29	Titus has Opinions Jan 2, 2019 20:55:46 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jingz on Jan 2, 2019 20:55:46 GMT -8 any of my childs plz

profstress Full Member Posts: 100	Titus has Opinions Jan 3, 2019 0:12:04 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by profstress on Jan 3, 2019 0:12:04 GMT -8 Christian and OMelly please?

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Titus has Opinions Jan 3, 2019 17:35:52 GMT -8

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Jan 2, 2019 17:21:18 GMT -8 zoroko said:

Gloria and Asher obviously 👌👌

Gloria:

"Charming and pretty enough to be largely inoffensive, I suppose, but far too subservient. All her best traits would suit her perfectly well, perhaps, if she were some quaint, golden-haired governess in a delightful little sunny hamlet somewhere, laughing gaily when the early spring wind dances in through an open window to scatter her pupil's papers every which way. But not here, no. Despite that, there's something slightly commendable to be said for her overactive but woefully misplaced work ethic. Who else would clean up after me? A pity she's one of Asher's (may he die in a fire). But then, no one in my family would ever be so timid."

Asher (may he die in a fire):

[Insert string of heartfelt and fervent profanities here, in numerous languages, with a scattering of curses and death threats, and a ear-bleeding prayer to any deity still listening that Titus might live long enough to see either: Asher chained to a sun-baked rock for all eternity for an eagle to eat his liver daily or Asher locked away in a cage for rats to slowly devour his nose and his eyes or Asher to be instantly teleported, naked, to the middle of the Vatican City on Easter Morning. Any of those would be a good place to start. That's bare minimum. Maybe all three.]]

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inimi New Member Posts: 23	Titus has Opinions Jan 4, 2019 1:58:42 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by inimi on Jan 4, 2019 1:58:42 GMT -8 I want to say both, but I want a good roasting of Michael by Titus

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Titus has Opinions Jan 8, 2019 17:37:15 GMT -8 qvq likes this

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Jan 2, 2019 17:31:09 GMT -8 qvq said:

FRANCIS AND JOHNNY, FRANCIS AND JOHNNY!!!

Francis:

"A vampire sire somewhere has a cruel sort of humor to turn this one. A poor little lost sheep, driven out from the flock! Oh ho, well, I know how this story goes. Maybe he'll be tolerable when he learns he's a wolf now, and not a lamb. And gets a haircut and a new set of clothes. And a bath. And does something about those disgraceful mood swings. Until then I don't want the shambling corpse anywhere near me, and I don't care a fig if he knows it."

Johnny:

"Usually I'm not the one getting bit in a dark alley somewhere, you understand? I'd prefer not to meet this gentleman under such similar circumstances again. But did I say "gentleman"? Pardon me, I misspoke. I believe vulture would be more apt. Yes, some sort of fiendish vulture, with his shrill squawking voice and disgusting panoply and a nose Cyrano would marvel at, here to try and eat the dead!? Abhorrent!!! And not to be tolerated! Curious carrion birds should be driven from the city for the good of all citizens, and someone should have reminded him of that fact years ago. Must I do everything myself?"

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Jan 2, 2019 18:54:53 GMT -8 amadramallama said:

Eydis and Sera, please and thank you

SERA:

"Is this the way of the world outside, then? Educated women, LADIES, wearing trousers? I would expect as much from someone simple like Gladys, but dear me. How unbecoming. Still, I'd be happy to add whatever books she's brought with her to the library here. I could use something new to read. A pity the historical accounts are always wrong, but then, one rarely asks a vampire to proofread or line edit (nor would he, should one be asked!). "

EYDIS:

"Holy shit have you seen her. Have you seen her? She's fucking crazy. There's no other word for it. But she's perfect, our Calypso. But insane! Understandably insane. And unfathomably old. She could kill us all. But not me, she's not going to kill me. She likes me. We're going to keep it that way. But it's still quite fortunate her insanity tends to be more whimsical and less violent. Because she could snap us all like twigs if she wanted and would laugh and would forget about us in the blink of an eye. We're nothing to her. Children. Ants. Fungus. Except me, she's likes me. I'm safe. I make her happy, don't I? Of course I do. It's good to keep her happy. Yes. All is well. "

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catswing New Member Posts: 13	Titus has Opinions Jan 10, 2019 13:07:24 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by catswing on Jan 10, 2019 13:07:24 GMT -8 Mitt eyes emoji

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Titus has Opinions Jan 14, 2019 20:35:42 GMT -8

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Jan 2, 2019 19:13:18 GMT -8 misslol said:

John and Clara pls oh my god

John:

[Sputters incoherently for a solid 15 seconds] "This....this zealot attacked me. ME! And it was UNPROVOKED! What an underhanded, miserable....just.......the nerve! The gall! I?! ATTACK ME!? WITH A WOODEN STAKE, as if this was the 1500s! What sort of back-ass-wards idiotic archaic nonsense do they even teach in the Church these days? Truly! And, to add insult to injury, HE'S OLD! Ach! I can't even continue, don't ask me! This is beneath me to even acknowledge!" [continues anyway for another 27 minutes critiquing everything from John's glasses to his spats to his dirty cloak to his accent to his haircut and back again]

Clara:

"My dangerous darling~! My beautiful baba~! It's obvious she positively adores me, but oh, who can blame her? I'm a wonderful distraction, aren't I? And every woman loves a younger man on the side, hah! What an incredibly fortuitous arrangement for me~ as long as I stay in her good graces, I reap all the benefits. There's simply no way to lose in this scenario. She's a very powerful ally to have. In addition, I know that if there's ANY way to break the curse of Streitstadt, this fat old witch will find it. And as soon as she breaks it, I'll be the first to leave! ...After her, of course. Of course! Of course. I might even bother to send her a few handsome hearts as a thank you gift. "

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Jan 2, 2019 19:27:01 GMT -8 Etherelle said:

ARMAND AND WELLAM O WO (AND ROUTHAM)

Armand:

"Ugh, honestly, isn't there something else, anything else, we could be discussing other than this bumbling choir boy? No wonder the fool only has half a head of hair; he only has half a mind to worry about keeping warm. And for someone who declares himself a pacifist, well, one only needs look at the company he keeps to see the truth in that statement. Foolish, temperamental, and deceitful; a frighteningly unattractive combination in youth these days. I only hope I'm around when someone kills him; I'd rather like to procure his tinted glasses. They're too large for his scrawny face, anyway, and would obviously suit me much better."

Wellam:

"By far the most troublesome addition to the thralls we currently have. His very presence in a room displeases and unsettles me. I dearly wish I could wipe that vague grin off his holier-than-thou face with a good backhand...if only he wasn't off-limits."

Routham:

"Fanatics like him are why we rarely deigned to visit Spain. Well that, and the sun, but mostly the religious fanatics, yes."

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Titus has Opinions Jan 21, 2019 18:09:40 GMT -8

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Jan 2, 2019 20:38:17 GMT -8 AJ said:

Titus will definitely only have nice things to say about his besty Rémi

Rémi:

"Our rustic hermit, trading vegetables for favors! They say 'clothes maketh the man' but sadly, dear Rémi might be the exception to that rule. If I could get him dressed up in some borrowed finery, I'm certain he would look like quite the distinguished member of the country gentry. Hah! But then I'd have to make him keep his bilge-water mouth closed all night or the illusion would be shattered immediately. Fortunately for Rémi, I sometimes enjoy his indiscriminate and crass commentary, even if he does insist on wearing sweaters that smell like wet dogs. Of course I can think of better company! But.. I can also think of much, much worse."

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Titus has Opinions Jan 24, 2019 17:45:16 GMT -8

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Jan 2, 2019 20:55:46 GMT -8 jingz said:

any of my childs plz

Evelyn:

"Our fair lady and our handsome prince! What a delight dear Evelyn continuously is to have around. Such nerve! Such grace! But, truth be told, she's far too rash for my liking and my comfort, so I prefer to keep a safe distance from her. But surely there's nothing amiss with the occasional evening chat! She's an excellent host and a charming conversationalist, even if her taste in interior decorating leaves everything to be desired and her company leaves one feeling...slightly smothered, as if by an overbearing family member. But I'd never bring up the horrible stockpiling of whatever mechanical monstrosities she has dumped in that hovel, no never. Not to her face, anyway. You understand."

Clark:

"The leaders of that poor church come and go so quickly! How can one even bother keeping their names and faces straight? I haven't bothered to learn much about this one. I can not fathom the sort of single-minded drive that has created such a feud with this particular human, nor would I desire to know the specifics. I do not care. I have better things to do. We'll leave that sort of monotonous violence to other vampires: perhaps ones that are tall and self-possessed and tyrannical and senselessly malicious and have fine hats."

Silas:

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Titus has Opinions Jan 30, 2019 16:11:33 GMT -8

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Jan 3, 2019 0:12:04 GMT -8 profstress said:

Christian and OMelly please?

Christian:

"A puffed up parakeet pretending to be a kestrel! Listen to him squawk! Watch him preen! He cuts a dashing figure, of course, but parade soldiers like this are all panoply. His kind are a dime a dozen and thoroughly useless to everyone involved and in all occasions....unless one needs to fill out the party with eligible dance partners for an evening. But otherwise? Just give the man a shiny brass medal and a pat on the head and I imagine he'd be eating out of your hand for years, begging for a promotion or a desk job. He's no threat to me."

O'Melly:

"Bah! Deplorable! I have little interest in a cretin that crawled out of the dregs of civilization! I would buy him a single round to have him entertain me with stories for an evening, perhaps, if I were so inclined to feel generous."

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Titus has Opinions Feb 9, 2019 7:27:38 GMT -8

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Jan 3, 2019 2:11:42 GMT -8 @mazzaroo said:

take your pick UuU

OTTO:

"Bah, an inconvenience. Fickle, flighty, indecisive, insubstantial. And the incessant chatter! Is this a man or an mosquito, buzzing in everyone's ear? Even his luggage exists to spite me; how dare the only man here with a modern wardrobe be a head and a half shorter than I? What am I to make with that collection after I acquire it? Handkerchiefs?? Never-mind, he'll still make a decent enough valet for me; the man has taste and can shave a mustache. That will suffice. Out here, in these conditions, with what I have to work with? One shall have to make do. "

Nina:

"What a gift! A treasure! A jewel! Gold amongst the dross! I look forward to becoming closer acquainted with this talented young woman. I am certain I won't be disappointed by her company! After all, have you seen those gowns? Have you seen those knees!?"

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Titus has Opinions Mar 1, 2019 17:17:25 GMT -8

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Jan 4, 2019 1:58:42 GMT -8 inimi said:

I want to say both, but I want a good roasting of Michael by Titus

Michael:

"Oh, Michael. Where does one even begin to start with this fop? I'd like to invite everyone to please remain in their seats while I detail everything toxic about this horrible peacock.

Firstly: is that his hair or did he somehow bewitch two mangy foxes to nest on his head? Or perhaps that ragged mess truly is his hair after all and he's just misplaced his comb.... and is using his broom as one instead.

I can only assume he's moved in with his grandmother because he can't make ends meet. It saddens me to see a young man unable to pay rent. It's unbelievable what the world has come to. I suppose male escorting just doesn't pay what it used to....or he's just incredibly bad at it.

Michael says he has a whole wardrobe of clothing from around the world. Judging by his cropped shirt and his short pants, the rest of the world's population is half the height that I remember it being.

I suppose it's good that Michael has a cape, at least. He'll need something to fan out the flames when the mobs come to burn him.

Honestly, he annoys me and I dislike him immensely. He's shut the door in my face one time too many. A pity he can't learn to shut his mouth as easily."

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uniuniderperooni New Member Posts: 44	Titus has Opinions Jun 2, 2019 14:45:43 GMT -8 jana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by uniuniderperooni on Jun 2, 2019 14:45:43 GMT -8 Thoughts on the lads Norman and Kas?

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Titus has Opinions Jul 24, 2019 15:38:44 GMT -8

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Jun 2, 2019 14:45:43 GMT -8 uniuniderperooni said:

Thoughts on the lads Norman and Kas?

Norman:

[Insert Titus nonchalantly examining his nails and pushing back his cuticles for a good, slow, 45 seconds here]

"....I fail to see how it's so much to ask for the universe to send me a creative mind. Just one singular individual with the soul of a true artist. A writer, even, or a poet. At this point I would even take someone who does little silly plein air watercolors on the weekends in autumn. That's not asking for much, is it? No, instead I'm given so many mundane fools, so insignificant, so rank and file, so....normal....like this one. I hear he enjoys calisthenics, if you can believe that. What nonsense. Bah, I'm sure the ladies will find him fetching; I'll leave him to them."

Kas:

"A fae? Now there's a treat I daresay I haven't allowed myself in some time. That green blood...so positively invigorating! But with so many potentially indelicate and unbecoming side effects, it's almost not worth the flavour. Not to mention the fact that the Fair Folk are anything but and always best left alone: deceitful, sly, fox-faced tricksters, every one of their kind. This one will be no different. That is, assuming there even IS a fae at all underneath that tumbleweed stranglehold of black hay that passes for hair. "

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profstress Full Member Posts: 100	Titus has Opinions Jul 25, 2019 4:24:48 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by profstress on Jul 25, 2019 4:24:48 GMT -8 Dear Titus. tell me everything you think of the very strong and beautiful individual that is Nergüi.

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