AMA with Nina and Wundermann

You, yes you, can now ask one of the The Happy Hour Harpies a question. act today!

"Ah...ha ha ha... Nuns you say?" she coughs and puts out her cigarette. "I have no opinions on a bunch of penguins, doesn't bother me."


"You know what they say, the only thing that can make a flapper blush is her rouge~ I wouldn't say i'm overly squeamish... except for dentists. Have you seen what they get up to? I'll take the next bus thank you."

"Maybe it runs in the family?...

I learnt a lot from Mama Harpy. you know, THE Eddie Harper of the Happy Hour Harpies? He was the one that gave this gal the best bob on Broadway. Then of course, travelling through Europe has opened my eyes. Paris? Now THAT'S the goat's whiskers. I threw in so much fabric and clothes in to my trunk its almost bursting!!"

"Favourite? now i can't pick and choose baby doll, I haven't tried it all!

See, Back when I was a kid, all I'd get is the bland and the boring, some old hooey about not being proper for children, "nothing stimulating nor exciting" Says you Mrs Lincoln, you blue nosed Dumb Dora...  I'd eat a lot of stew, and those leftovers would be a pie the next day. Thinking about it gives me the Heebie-jeebies!!

But things went Hotsy totsy once i met my old Man, Mama Harpy. Sicilian food like his nonna used to make? its the berries! The joints in China town? real spiffy. Butttt... if you want to be real Ritzy, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich from the tea house on 57th street is the eels hips!... if you can stand the debutantes and the high hats.

Now that's just New York, Paris? where do I even begin? Now wine, real wine THAT stuff hits all cylinders! Never again will glass of cupboard fermented grape brick touch these lips That's for damn sure. But that's enough gum flapping for now.

Beat it."

“DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME! Well… actually it’s Siegfried.. NEVERTHELESS, YOU ARE OVERREACTING MY BOY. BESIDES DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA TO SPEND THE HOURS ASIDE FROM BEER AND GIRLIES? HMMMMM?”

“PLAYING? WHAT? SORRY KIDDO I CAN’T HEAR YOU! I’M TOO BUSY BEING ABSOLUTELY FINE OUT HERE”

NO GODS, NO MASTERS WE DIE LIKE fools MEN

“I’m a man of many talents but acting? I’ll leave that to my actors. NOT TO SAY I HAVEN’T BEEN ON CAMERA, YES, YOU HEARD RIGHT. THE PARAGON OF THE MASCULINE FORM HAS BEEN PRINTED ON FILM hahaha.

I am of course talking about all the technical tests I do to make the perfect camera. TESTING THE LIMITS and such. So of course i tend to make my breakthroughs in the middle of the night so my test subjects are limited to me or maybe a stray cat. IT’S NOT AN EASY THING BEING CUTTING EDGE.”